An illustration of what happens when you teach gay marriage in schools.
Teacher: And so you see, children, sometimes people get married to other people of the same sex.
Johnny: Sir? May I be excused? My eyes have suddenly started bleeding.
Teacher: Yes, of course, Johnny. Timmy — will you escort Johnny to the nurse’s office?
Timmy: I can’t, Sir.
Teacher: Well, why not?
Timmy: Because my legs don’t work anymore.
Teacher: Oh no. Oh, this is terrible. Quick, Louie — run and get help!
Louie: Sorry, Sir — I’m too busy taking drugs and fornicating.
Teacher: Oh no, Louie. Not *drugs*?
Louie: That’s right — drugs. Weird sex drugs.
This actually happened to my Gender Studies 405 class. It was pretty awesome.
November, 5th
